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- P for Pauline, obviously.
- Yeah.

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D for Derek.

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- Then a one.
- His personalised number plate.

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Oh, yeah.

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And a one, because she's the first
thing I think of in the morning.

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Then a six.

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That's how many times I tell her
I love her every night.

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Then H, T, W cos that's all they had.

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- Nice.
- Night.

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- Night, Mum.
- Night, Cath.

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Yeah. What I like about it is,
people see it and think, "Wow!

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"He's got a personalised number plate.

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"What great guy."

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- Lovely meal, wasn't it?
- Yes.

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No, it was fantastic, yes.

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Can I borrow another...

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Take the packet.

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- Night.
- Mm-hm.

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- What did you have?
- The ribs.

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- Oh, yeah, cos you...
- Yeah.

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- got it all over your face.
- Yeah.

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Come on.

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Michael.
Get that down ya.

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- Thanks.
- No, thank you for paying for everyone's meals.

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Well...

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- IMITATING SCOTTISH ACCENT:
- I'm Michael!

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- You don't mind, do you, mate?
- No, of course not.

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I'm going to show off how much
money I inherited

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by paying for everyone's meal.

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How much money you inherited!

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It's so dark!

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- Do your stuff about his clothes.
- Oh, yeah.

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I think I'm just tired.

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After our fun-packed day in Canterbury.

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- Yeah.
- Walking round the cathedral

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a hundred million times.

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Listening to that yucky tour guide
going on and on about old stuff.

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What a fascinating day.

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Yeah.

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What do you think about it when
Jason does impressions of Michael?

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He's just being funny, I think.

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You haven't really spoken to
Michael today, have you?

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Are you going to get out of my bed, love?

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Yes!

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Sorry, I'm fundamentally exhausted.

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I think I left my wallet in the...

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"I left my wallet in the car!"

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_

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That was a good night, wasn't it?

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Nice of Michael to pay.

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How was your Mediterranean mezze platter?

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You're going to have to have sex with me.

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- Now?
- Yes.

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But I've had a big dinner.

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You're going to have to do it.
There's no other way.

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Can I do a poo first?

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Whatever.

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If I knew this was going to happen,
I wouldn't have had the cheese board.

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Why do you have to moan all the time?

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It's not my fault there's always
something wrong.

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Well, find something nice to say,
or don't say anything!

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- Your hair looks fantastic.
- Oh, here we go.

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I'm finding something nice to say!
Ha!

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Oh, darling, your nightie...

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Is it new?

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You can make me want to puke,
ya creepy bastard!

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Oh, I just adore the sound of your snoring.

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Stop it!

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It's revolting!

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Oh, please, Maureen.

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Please snore tonight.

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I should hate to get a good night's sleep.

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Drinking on your own?

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Yep.

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Classy.

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Always.

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Jason's in there.

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Just going to get some more water,
the ribs were quite salty.

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Oh, God, yeah.
The burger was bad enough,

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so the ribs must've been really salty.

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Jason's impression of me was funny.

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- Yeah.
- While I was paying.

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Yeah.

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He's been doing some more.

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I know.

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- Thought you'd gone to bed.
- I was just going.

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- Night, then.
- Night. Sweet dreams.

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- Another beer, mate?
- I can get it.

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Night, then, Michael.

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- Goodnight.
- Sweet dreams.

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- Don't you dare!
- I had the ribs.

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- You all right, love?
- Yeah.

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Fantastic, yeah.

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- Night.
- Night.

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Sweet dreams.

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You OK?

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- WHISPERING:
- Pauline wants to have sex with me.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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I've had the cheese board.

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- Have you told her?
- The first thing I said.

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Women.

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They have no concept of the level

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of nuance that a man has
to apply himself to.

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The strategy, the creativity
the perseverance.

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Oh, it's easy for a woman.

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All she's got to do is take her bra off

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and her work's half done.

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And the thing is, you can't get away
from the fact I just had a chowder.

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I've had an entire rack of ribs
and triple-cooked chips.

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I've had Kelly's creme brulee
and a cheese board.

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Don't forget the chutneys, the crackers.

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Right, then, lads.
Where have you gone away to?

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LAUGHING

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Coming!

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What?

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I'm just thinking aboutthe carpet.

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So am I.

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I love thinking about carpets.

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I'm worried you're going to set
off the smoke alarm.

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And Maureen's in there, and
Kelly's just gone to bed.

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Oh, pregnant women.
Please.

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Do I want to touch your bump?

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Of course I don't want to touch your
bump, you fucking elephant.

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I would like to be someone else, Cathy.

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Just for ten seconds.

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Don't care who.

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Just ten peaceful seconds of my life
where I don't have to be me.

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I'm worried you're going to set
off the smoke alarm.

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I love setting off smoke alarms.

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It's pretty much my favourite thing.

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I'd have happily taken down her order.

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You know what I mean?

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- The waitress.
- Oh, yeah.

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I'd have shown her my specials board.

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I'd have very happily given
her three courses.

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Michael, what did you think about her?

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Oh, she was 18, mate.

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She seemed a nice enough girl.

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Yeah, really nice.

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That's it, Jason!
Well done, lad.

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Come on, Michael, be funny.

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Say something horrible about the waitress.

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Well...

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I guess, if she'd asked me for it...

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I might have given her a side order of veg.

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Yeah.
OK.

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That's funny.

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I'm going to get some air.

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Yeah.

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- You having fun?
- Yeah.

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Just slowly killing myself.

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There's all kinds of banter going
on in there, so...

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Oh, God.

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Pull up a swing.

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- You sure?
- Yeah.

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They expect me to join in the banter, but...

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I never know what to say, and...

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they all start looking at me and
I get nervous, and...

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I say something stupid.

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Always ends in disaster.

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SWING CREAKS
Oh!

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- You all right on there?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Really comfortable.
It's lovely.

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Must be hard for you, with Jason.

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No, it's fine.
It's fine.

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It's all good.
All good.

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I think I am gonnae fall off this thing.

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Yeah, I've not had a...

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had a go at this yet.

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Probably break it with my silly body.

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- I think Derek...
- It's OK if you're finding this hard.

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I am.

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We should run off into the woods together.

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We could disappear, just the two of us.

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You know, you...

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don't have to say these things
if you don't mean them.

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No, I mean, I don't want you feeling

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you have to see these things for my
sake and then feel bad if...

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No, it's just...

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You said yesterday you thought it
was better when were just friends.

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Easier.

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Easier, was it?

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All I meant when I said what I said was,

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if that's what you've been thinking about,

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about just being friends, then

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that's fine.

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You need to do what you want

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and not be tied down to anything

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maybe rash, you said to me.

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Or if...

193
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That new thing we did the other
night was just a one-off

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00:13:02,672 --> 00:13:06,532
and you wanted things to go
back to the way they were...

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00:13:06,593 --> 00:13:07,140
Michael...

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00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,855
No, if you're not feeling what we
did that night was wrong, or...

197
00:13:11,086 --> 00:13:12,728
Do you think it was wrong?

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00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,819
Michael?

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I'm off to bed.

200
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,047
How could it be wrong?

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It was the most perfect thing.

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00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,866
Michael, mate, I'm getting cold.

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00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,180
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, mate.

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00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,674
Is that you, Cath?

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00:13:27,735 --> 00:13:30,483
- Yeah.
- I was just having a go on the swings.

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00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,705
- The swings?
- Yeah.

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00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,180
Well, that's annoying.
You didn't come on with me.

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00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,660
Yeah, well, I've been regretting that, so...

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- Thought I'd have a go.
- You stepped out without telling me

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00:13:42,219 --> 00:13:44,539
- and thought you'd have a go on the swings?
- Yeah.

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Can't believe I'm hearing this!

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00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:57,814
They do their teeth before bed.

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00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,120
They do their teeth twice a day!

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00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,860
Fucking do-gooders.

215
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,140
I mean, what are they eating?

216
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,540
How dirty do their teeth get?

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00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,040
- Night, love.
- Night.

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00:14:36,305 --> 00:14:37,945
Where have you been?

219
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,340
TV: This is a man who had
hundreds of thousands

220
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,260
marching for him in the
streets of Berlin.

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00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,786
And then, there were two.

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00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:58,094
The stars are amazing around here,
aren't they?

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00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:03,070
Yeah, it's going to be quite
a party on Saturday.

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00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
Why'd you pay for everyone's dinners?

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00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,629
OK.
Em...

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00:15:14,617 --> 00:15:16,857
No reason.
Em...

227
00:15:18,207 --> 00:15:21,980
I think I thought it would just
be a nice thing to do.

228
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,864
- It's Derek's birthday...
- His birthday isn't till Saturday.

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00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,290
OK.

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00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,910
You used to be a really nice guy.

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00:15:39,456 --> 00:15:40,716
Thanks.

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00:15:40,777 --> 00:15:43,660
You did.
You keep yourself to yourself.

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00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,840
You kind of knew your place
and sort of like...

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I used to say to people,
"He's a good bloke, Michael.

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"He knows his place."

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00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,129
But actually...

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00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:05,040
what's happened now, mate, is
you've really let yourself down.

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00:16:05,812 --> 00:16:07,052
You have.

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00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,611
You're better than this.

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00:16:11,649 --> 00:16:13,624
I mean, your behaviour at times...

241
00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:16,874
Trying to worm your way in.

242
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,143
I see you with my mum.

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00:16:21,949 --> 00:16:23,732
The way you manipulate her.

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00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,059
She's a widow.

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00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,649
You should be ashamed of yourself.

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00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:37,629
I'm gonnae go to bed.

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00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:39,972
So...

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00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,287
You OK to...

249
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,540
lock the house up?

250
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,811
I'm not locking up, you can
lock it up yourself.

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00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:04,404
KELLY: Jason?

252
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,340
Can we keep the noise down?
Sorry.

253
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,500
Sorry, Derek.

254
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,570
Just try to concentrate on something in here.

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00:17:13,631 --> 00:17:15,023
Sorry.

256
00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:17,822
- Night, then.
- Did you enjoy your meal tonight?

257
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,408
Yeah, it was nice.

258
00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:22,100
What did you order?

259
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,967
- Derek!
- Oh. Sorry, love.

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00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,717
- Night.
- Night.

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Sorry, just dealing with bloody Kelly.

262
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,101
No, you weren't.
You were stringing the conversation out.

263
00:17:36,053 --> 00:17:38,499
How was I stringing the conversation out?

264
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,500
KNOCK AT DOOR

265
00:17:40,883 --> 00:17:43,080
- Yeah?
- JASON: It's me.

266
00:17:44,987 --> 00:17:46,327
Oh, come in, love.

267
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:52,632
- Were you asleep?
- No, just reading or trying to.

268
00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:01,954
You OK?

269
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,669
You know, it's hard being a man.

270
00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:14,080
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

271
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,505
Why's that, love?

272
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,420
You got to be the strong one, haven't you?

273
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,814
And stand up to people and look
after women and stuff.

274
00:18:29,597 --> 00:18:31,569
Even if inside, you're...

275
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:34,035
a bit, sort of...

276
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:39,960
a bit wobbly.

277
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,909
Are you feeling wobbly?

278
00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:47,034
Erm...

279
00:18:49,785 --> 00:18:51,151
a little bit, yeah.

280
00:18:57,057 --> 00:18:59,832
What makes you think women need
looking after?

281
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,978
Well, it's what men do, isn't it?

282
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,580
And I'm a feminist, so it's
important to me that women

283
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,531
get, like, pampered and made to
feel nice and stuff.

284
00:19:11,202 --> 00:19:15,002
And also, because Dad said when was...

285
00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:21,644
you know, the...

286
00:19:28,324 --> 00:19:30,332
he said I have to look after you.

287
00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:42,084
Your dad was a very traditional man, love.

288
00:19:44,507 --> 00:19:48,607
He was kind, like you and happy, like you.

289
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,304
And it's because he had the gift,
like you have.

290
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,620
To see the world without too
many complications,

291
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,720
which is a wonderful gift to have.

292
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,180
And that's what made him such
a fun person to be around.

293
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,641
And what makes you such a fun person.

294
00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:12,413
But he was a bit less sensitive than you,
wasn't he?

295
00:20:15,086 --> 00:20:17,704
He just said things sometimes.

296
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,836
Wasn't really a thinker.

297
00:20:24,453 --> 00:20:26,099
He was good at crosswords.

298
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,580
He was, yeah.

299
00:20:40,714 --> 00:20:42,594
I don't need looking after, love.

300
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,500
I think you do.

301
00:20:48,938 --> 00:20:50,218
I don't.

302
00:20:53,604 --> 00:20:54,884
I think you do.

303
00:20:57,241 --> 00:20:59,601
Women don't need men to look after them.

304
00:21:02,378 --> 00:21:05,598
People just need other people to, sort of,

305
00:21:05,659 --> 00:21:07,419
think about their feelings.

306
00:21:12,561 --> 00:21:15,715
- You can cry.
- No, I don't let myself cry about Dad.

307
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,643
Why is that?

308
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,147
Because if I cry about him, or

309
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,941
if I let it get to me and stuff,

310
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:28,461
then that means that I've just given up or

311
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,621
just, like, rolled over and taken it.

312
00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:35,241
And, like, basically accepted it
that he's gone.

313
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:44,234
But he is gone.

314
00:21:47,302 --> 00:21:48,622
He's gone, love.

315
00:21:51,704 --> 00:21:53,101
He isn't coming back.

316
00:22:37,638 --> 00:22:39,361
It's unbearable, I know.

317
00:23:23,512 --> 00:23:26,626
I just don't know why it still
hurts so much,

318
00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:28,190
it's stupid.

319
00:23:28,251 --> 00:23:29,601
It isn't stupid.

320
00:23:30,638 --> 00:23:33,768
- I don't know what's wrong with me.
- It's always going to hurt, love.

321
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,448
The pain's never going to go away.

322
00:23:36,725 --> 00:23:40,520
Some days, it will feel like you're
standing right next to it.

323
00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,372
And some days, it will feel...

324
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,734
as if it's a mile off.

325
00:23:47,256 --> 00:23:49,576
But it's always going to be there.

326
00:23:52,156 --> 00:23:54,501
But the thing is, Mum, what
you don't understand,

327
00:23:54,561 --> 00:23:57,021
is that when you're a man,

328
00:23:57,081 --> 00:23:59,294
you're not supposed to give
in to these things.

329
00:24:00,817 --> 00:24:02,034
No?

330
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:03,841
No.

331
00:24:06,421 --> 00:24:07,684
You fight them.

332
00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:16,261
If I'm going to spend 12 quid on a burger,

333
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,681
I expect it to fit in my mouth.

334
00:24:22,739 --> 00:24:26,661
If I spend 12 quid on a burger,

335
00:24:26,721 --> 00:24:29,087
I expect it to fit in my mouth!

336
00:24:29,649 --> 00:24:31,415
Too much lettuce!

337
00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,241
But you need the crunch.

338
00:24:37,032 --> 00:24:38,860
You wouldn't understand.

339
00:24:40,994 --> 00:24:42,961
The whole thing's a calamity.

340
00:24:57,241 --> 00:25:01,071
Derek was saying him and Pauline
are going to be...

341
00:25:03,361 --> 00:25:04,641
making love.

342
00:25:12,464 --> 00:25:14,041
Bit chilly tonight.

343
00:25:16,672 --> 00:25:18,761
We should probably try and keep warm.

344
00:25:23,446 --> 00:25:24,786
Oh...

345
00:25:25,081 --> 00:25:27,751
No wonder I couldn't hear the bloody thing!

346
00:25:27,812 --> 00:25:29,641
I haven't got the headset on!

347
00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:33,281
Hm.

348
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,136
I was thinking, maybe you should go on top.

349
00:25:51,001 --> 00:25:52,637
What with the cheese board.

350
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,026
Don't need to plan these things, obviously.

351
00:26:03,575 --> 00:26:06,555
I know this is sort of more
my problem than yours.

352
00:26:06,661 --> 00:26:09,134
But I was thinking we should
keep the noise down.

353
00:26:09,989 --> 00:26:13,039
- Maybe I'll get a pillow ready to scream in to.
- Don't lie to me, Derek.

354
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,254
And don't tell me what you think
I want to hear.

355
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,072
- I would never do that.
- Yes or no,

356
00:26:19,515 --> 00:26:21,433
am I a horrible person?

357
00:26:42,955 --> 00:26:44,495
Everything all right, babe?

358
00:26:44,555 --> 00:26:46,095
Yes.
Just been locking up.

359
00:26:46,155 --> 00:26:47,935
Oh, that's good of you.

360
00:26:47,995 --> 00:26:49,195
Yeah.

361
00:26:49,555 --> 00:26:50,794
Got to be done.

362
00:27:01,193 --> 00:27:04,322
I don't think you should do those
impressions of Michael, babe.

363
00:27:07,598 --> 00:27:09,402
He's a really nice man.

364
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,518
You were being a bit of a bell end.

365
00:27:20,368 --> 00:27:21,608
OK.

366
00:27:23,361 --> 00:27:24,601
OK.

367
00:27:29,827 --> 00:27:32,295
I just got sent a really funny gif.

368
00:27:32,518 --> 00:27:33,738
Go on.

369
00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:43,915
NOISE IN HALLWAY

370
00:29:00,395 --> 00:29:04,095
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